Flatlanding

September 20, 2021

Wine Country

Today’s ride was a complete change from yesterday. The weather was sunny and mild and the terrain a complete ossopite from yesterday’s mountains. Aside from one small hill leading out of Gorizia, there was very little change in elevation.

The ride was mostly through farmland and wine vineyards with some small villages and towns sprinkled along the way. Our distance was longer at around 102 kilometres not counting the unscheduled detour that added an extra two or three. We maintained a fairly fast pace but still slow enough to snap a few photos and soak in a few sights.

Palmanova the Utopian City
The most interesting of those sights was the ancient walled city of Palmanova. The town is actually a Renaissance star fort built by Venetian Republic in 1593. It is a World Heritage Site and is an early example of urban planning based on the Utopian ideals of Thomas Moore. The ideal was for complete equality among the residents with all wealth and responsibility equally shared. Just guessing here but I don’t think what looked good in theory worked all that well in reality. The builders of this Utopia must have anticipated envious troublemakers since they took the trouble to enclose it with a strong, defensive wall as well as an extensive mote and other battlements. All must not have been peaceful in Utopia.

Palmanova of today is still an interesting place with tourism replacing the Utopian ideals. The center square was given over to an open air market with a flea market variety of vendors selling widgets, gadgets, foods and floss. In the center were amusement rides of the type found at most carnivals. The place was packed and we had to walk our bikes carefully through the crowd.

After a riverside lunch we were off on the final 50 or so kilometres of our trip with more great scenery such as the old water mill seen in the photo below as well as an unexpected detour that briefly forced us ointo a busier road than we normally travel. Our journey ended in the town of Corbolone, where there was little except for a nice place to stay, a church with an obviously brand new bell that they were eager to show off…frequently and a restaurant that closed that decided to shut down just as everybody was ready for their second beer. However, TDA staffer Tim, was the hero of the hour bringing back a refreshing supply of sudsy goodness from an more spirited entrepreneur.

The Ups and Downs to Gorizia

September 19, 2021

Church outside of Ljubljana

Safety Chat
The group was up and eager to roll after a filling breakfast at the City Hotel. Gotta give them high marks for everything. Clean and comfortable rooms and a killer breakfast. Everything a hard riding cyclist needs to stay happy. From breakfast it was on to a group photo and onto the bikes for the ride out of Ljubljana on onward to Gorizia, Italy.

Getting out of the city was a breeze with bike lanes and paths through the busiest parts. Of course much of this was not all that necessary on a Sunday morning when most of Ljubljana sleeps in. Once clear of the city the bike lanes mostly disappeared but so too did the little bit of traffic common for a Sunday morning. After a few flat kilometres it was into the hills and the beginning of just under 1000 metres of climbing. It helps to know Newton’s 2nd Law of Bicycling: For each up hill there is an equal and opposite downhill. It was the prospect of that lovely downhill that made some of those 11 to 15 degree grades tolerable.

The route is breathtakingly beautiful with quaint villages, farmland and alpine forests along the way. Every turn seemed to be a photo opportunity. The lunch stop was near the summit of the day’s climbing with the ruins of an ancient Roman fort as out lunch room. A few hundred calories later it was back on the road for a few more metres of climb and then one of the longest and most scenic downhill runs a cyclist could ever hope to experience. Wind rushing into your face and fast spinning wheels with little effort required allows the eye to capture a lot of scenery and the body the experience a heady exhilaration.

Once out of the hills a score only 30 or so kilometres remained of rolling countryside to the city of Gorizia. Along the way there were a few clouds of of tiny flying insects to welcome us. While they had very little flavor, they were plentiful and quite filling. Hitting the Italian border was a non-event. No one was around to ask for paperwork, vaccine proof or to see the 25 Euro Covid test we were said to need to enter the land of pasta supreme. The one cop who I encountered as I tried to check in at the deserted looking immigration building was quick to politely but forcefully tell me to beat it.

Roman Fort
Lunch stop at Roman ruins

The rest of the trip was beautiful but uneventful. Gorizia is another example of European charm and my room comfortable and stocked with cold beer. Life is good!

Ljubljana

September 18, 2021

A good night’s sleep allowed me to wake up feeling better than I had in days. The City Hotel was said to put out a great breakfast buffet and whoever said it was quite right. Pretty much anything a hard cycling guy or gal could want and plenty of it, all included with your reservation. From there it was on to meet my traveling companions and TDA tour staff. While we are mostly all seasoned long distance riders there were still things to go over and the mandatory safety chat.

Now fully indoctrinated, I was free to travel about the city-side. Ljubljana is quite old by North American standards with a town of a different name having been established here in Roman times. The name seems to have shown up in the 12th century but it has also been called Laibach by German speakers into fairly recent times. The official language is Slovenian but most folks seemed to understand my English even with my hybrid accent. It is the capital of Slovenia and was once part of Yugoslavia until becoming an independent state in 1991.

The city symbol is the dragon and a legend is told that Jason, of Golden Fleece fame, fought and killed a dragon here on his way back to Greece. Of course all magicians know that rivers have dragons and with the Ljubljanica River flowing through the center that too may be the source of the dragon that fronts their coat of arms.

The city is dominated by a castle on a hill overlooking the city. It can be reached by road, footpath or tramway. The castle has served in the city defences and also as a prison. Royalty and political prisoners alike have all been involuntary guests within its walls. The is a tale that a nobleman named Erasmo Jamski, was imprisoned there for stabbing an army commander. One version has him using the sewage network for is escape. Regardless of his method he was never heard from again but may it was because you could smell him coming.

The city is quite bicycle friendly with bike paths nearly everywhere. Hardly a roadway does not have a portion set aside for this use even some of the more narrow ones in the city center. Bikes are everywhere and you will see all manner of people coming and going about their business on two wheels.

The Three Bridges area is the heart of the tourist district but it appears that many local residents seem to stroll there as well to enjoy the riverside cafes and shops. It is a pleasant place to nurse a beer or a glass of wine and I plan to do one or the other just as soon as I type my last period.

Up and Away

September 16 -17, 2021

My frequently postponed adventure began with unexpected ease. Getting to the airport in Montreal was easy thanks to a generously provided ride by my daughter. Pierre Elliot Trudeau Airport was nearly empty compared to pre-covid times and I breezed through check-in and security in time for a leisurely lunch and restful wait for my flight to France.

Flying was uneventful except for having to assist the Arabic speaking woman seated next to me in filling out the somewhat detailed arrival paperwork required by the French government even though we were just passing through to other countries. Charles deGaul Airport was quite another matter.

Unlike Montreal, the Paris airport was a busy place or so it seemed to me. Maybe it is even busier when there is no pandemic but I had no way of knowing. Our arrival was in a far distant section of the terminal and required a rail ride and an additional security screening before hitting yet another line to officially enter France. Our flight was late and the time need to catch the next flight was short so there were some anxious moments for me and my seat companion but we both managed to make our connections after some scurry and sweat.

Eighteen hours and a few thousand kilometers finally landed me in Ljubljana, Slovenia, bicycle, baggage and me all a bit weary but sound. The last air leg of the trip allowed me to meet Lee, one of my fellow riders and one recent addition to the TDA staff on the same flight. The rest of my day was spent reassembling my bike and doing a couple of short tours around the town.

Pre-flight

Pre Flight Countdown

Why the title, “Tour de Med Deluxe?” The answer is that for me this is my most deluxe bicycle tour ever. My past excursions have either been solo, self supported jaunts of less than a week or longer tours with most nights spent in tents. In Australia we did have someone along to fix meals but going across the USA we shared cooking duties. It was fun and I certainly enjoyed showing off my culinary skills. However, for this trip I appear to be going first class. All of our stays are in hotels and all of our meals are being prepared by skilled hands other than our own.

You may also wonder about the subtitle, “An Idiot Abroad.” The short answer is that I have always been a fan of Mark Twain and my subtitle is a play on his travel book, The Innocents Abroad.

You might wonder, why the change? I have never been a lavish spender. Maybe it was too much hard work to make a buck to just blow it on some silliness. I was never very likely to just sell everything, buy a motor home and become a Juggalo following the Insane Clown Posse around the country and spraying root beer. (If you don’t get the references just look up Juggalo.) Doing a bicycle tour through Europe during a pandemic presented a few more challenges than I felt comfortable handling by myself. When I learned that TDA Global Cycling’s TransEurope tour was still on and within my budget, I decided it would be worth the extra bucks to obtain the support and comradeship of going with a group. Of course such luxuries as beds and roofs will be hard to get used to but somehow I will suck it up and soldier on.

The Tour de Med Deluxe

(or The Idiot Abroad)

A few years ago I wrote a blog about taking a bicycle tour across the USA. I did this in my 66th year of life and 3 months after being CPRed and defibrillated back to life after a major heart attack. My friends and family were of two minds about this decision; half thought me reckless the other thought me an idiot. For those of you who enjoy the past as prologue, please find and read that blog. It is titled, “The Ride of the Nearly Departed.” If you would rather skip that chore you can easily get the gist of things by just reading on. However, know this: I am still that idiot.

Many, many, and still many years ago when I was a young idealist and still in high school, some friends and I dreamed and schemed about riding our bikes from Baltimore to California. This was in 1969 and years before the TransAmerica Trail and the idea of bicycle routes in general. Our bikes were from toy stores and our knowledge of what such a journey would entail was from pure imagination. Lacking the time, money and planning tools we were likely spared the embarrassment of failure but also denied an adventure we could have dined on for the rest of our lives.

For me the dream never died. Over the years I had never given up bicycling. Mostly it was just taking my two children out for a Sunday ride or students on weekend excursions and later, jaunts around the campground that we owned after moving to Canada. I also ran quite a bit and my physical lifestyle kept my body from growing soft and lazy. After I sold my business and retired my adult son and I rode our bikes across Iowa as part of RAGBRAI, an annual party on wheels for about 20,000 cyclists.

That ride re-lit the long distance cycling flame within me and it rekindled that dusty old idea of riding my bike across America. A bit of Internet research uncovered that such rides, while not commonplace, were not unheard of either. In fact there were even guided and supported tours offered by a number of different organizations. The Adventure Cycling Association offered one of the most highly regarded and affordable and ways to do such a trip and I jumped at the chance.

As mentioned above, that ride is detailed in “The Ride of the Nearly Departed.” Go back and read it sometime. When I finished that ride I thought to myself, “I guess I can check that off my bucket list.” It only took a couple of months before I realized that what I thought was a one and done experience had inspired a desire to do something like it again. Looking at the globe, two continents stood out as possibilities within my comfort zone; Australia and Europe. A ride across the Australian Outback happened for me in 2019 and you can read my blog titled, “Riding Upside Down Under and Out Backwards,” if you want to know how that ride went.

2020 was to be my year for a ride across Europe and this time I was planning to get way outside of my comfort zone by doing the ride solo and unsupported. I looked at a number of routes and decided to ride from either the coast of France to the Black Sea or the same route in reverse. There is a well established system of cycling routes in Europe called the EuroVelo. These routes are mostly mapped, signed and well traveled by cyclists from around the world. The many languages would be a challenge but Google Translate and my smartphone offered an easy and affordable solution. I would be on my own for the logistics of food and shelter but I figured I could carry a tent and some food for those days when there were more miles than daylight between roofed accommodations. My plans were to be on the road sometime in May: then the world changed.

A virus with a spike protein outer membrane spiked my plans for 2020. At first, I thought it would just mean a delay in when I did my ride. Instead of going from France to Romania, I would reschedule for late summer and do the ride in the other direction. Covid19 was just a really bad version of the flu, right? It would burn itself out and the world would go right back to where it was before. Summer came and along with the rest of the world I realized that things would not be normal again until we had a vaccine. By November it seemed encouraging that a vaccine was nearly ready and I thought my trip would be possible by May of 2021.

In Canada we had to rely on other countries for our vaccine supply so while there were some good vaccines available, Canadians were a bit behind other countries in getting them. Covid cases spiked every time we tried to ease travel restrictions and lock-downs still persisted into May and June. Plans for a spring trip vanished. Maybe mid-August was a more reasonable goal.

Mid-August was spoiled by something called the Delta Variant and the logistics of differing pandemic regulations in the 9 countries I would pass through. I was reluctantly ready to give up the thoughts of a trip in 2021. My reluctance stemmed from my experience back in 2017 as I planned for my ride across America. That ride and all future rides were nearly canceled by my body’s nasty way of handling cholesterol. I was now 69 years old and who knows what other surprises my body had in store for me. I worked hard to stay in shape but all the exercise in the world can’t halt the aging process and you never know just what that process may have planned for your future. After that heart attack my motto became, “you better do it when you get to it, because you might not get to it to do it again.” (Say that three times quickly.)

I guess God loves an idiot because just as I was ready to give up, I came across an ad for a much altered and delayed ride across most of Europe organized by TDA Global Cycling. This ride was supposed to happen in the spring through early summer and from St. Petersburg, Russia to Gibraltar. It had been postponed and altered twice already and was now set to go from Ljubljana, Slovenia to Gibraltar, crossing fewer national boundaries. Most other rides by TDA and other organizations had already been canceled but this one stood a good chance of actually happening. Best of all there was still space available and it would solve my challenge of staying up to date on all the frequently changing pandemic regulations. I mulled it over for two days and signed up.

Since that day in late July I have been continuing my training and worrying the possibility of even this opportunity being canceled. Fortunately, the line still holds and my bags are now packed, my bike safe in its cardboard container and my body ready for what should be another great adventure. The best is yet to come.

The Ugly, the Bad and the Good

An Epilogue

(Apologies to Sergio Leone)

Some afterthoughts on my journey across the Continent of Australia:

Any journey leaves a mix of impressions. There are ups and downs, good times and times not so great. It is the overall experience that counts and how you view the experience is largely a part of if you are a glass half empty or half full mentality. I tend to be the latter. Things are what we make them much of the time and how good a time you have on a journey can often be restricted by a poor attitude. So chin up buckaroo and make the best of it. That said, here are my highs and lows.

The Ugly:

Rolling dust buckets with added stink

Without a doubt, road trains. These 50 metre long behemoths are rolling dust buckets and walls of wind. On narrow, gravel and one lane roads they require you to exit the roadway as far as you can and shield your face from the blast of dust, dirt and pebbles that follow them. The people who drive them are to be admired. It has to be a tough and nasty job especially when your road train is full of sheep or cattle. Two, three and four trailers long they snake along at 80 km/h or faster. Keeping one on the road in a cross wind has to be a herculean task. Hats off to the drivers but I dreaded seeing one heading my way.

The Bad:

Wearing my fly face

Flies. Thousands of flies. Millions of flies. Flies wholesale. Flies retail. Flies in your eyes, your ears, your breakfast, your sandwich and your drink. Even in the wind they hitch rides on your back and greet you when you stop. They live on your sweat and cattle dung. The are as much a part of the Outback as the air you breath and frequently share that with you as well. I could have done without them.

The floods that blocked our way and the rough roads they left behind.

The Good:

Local children in Dajarra enjoying a treat.

The people. The wonderful, kind, helpful, colourful people of the Outback. The station keepers. The pub owners and workers. The few and far between townspeople who love to share their tales and make your way an easier one. The Aboriginal Australians who care for the land and know the lessons of how to survive where other perish. All of these people made my journey one to cherish.

A great bunch of folks to ride with

The fellowship. The fellow riders, the staff that moved our belongings, gear and kept us fed. More than fellow passenger on a journey, more than people doing a job, we formed a family of sorts on this trip. We looked after each other, helped each other, fixed things, offered encouragement and even medical aid when needed. A great bunch of people and a greater journey because of the fellowship we shared.

Deon’s Lookout

The land. The Outback fills a place in the Australian psyche similar to the north to Canadians or the pioneer west to Americans. It represents the hard as an iron skillet, root hog or die mentality that formed the backbone of this nation and its people. It is part of their identity and always close to their heart. It can look bleak and forbidding. It can break or kill a body but it has a charm and a beauty if you look closely and I looked. The beauty was there even when the scenery seemed the same, mile after mile. All I needed to do was look up and appreciate the great, wide and brown landscape that touched the sky.

If you go, go with the right state of mind. Go with the right people. And go let yourself have an epic journey.

The Journey Home

Table lands landscape

June 4 – 7, 2019

After a day to rest, sort out our belongings and reload the bus and trailer we were ready to start the trek to Cairns where we would go our separate way. Only one thing was stopping us. We had to swap the defective transportation bus with its broken air conditioner, faulty rear door and other problems with the bus used to transport our food and cooking gear. The swapping and cleaning was accomplished with few worries but when it came time to attach the trailer with the bikes and other gear we discovered that the trailer’s electrical plug did not match the outlet on the bus. There were some adapters in the bus but none that matched. No connection between bus and trailer meant no trailer lights and turn signals and most likely a traffic ticket, fines and other misfortunes if we tried to travel without it. I had a look at the collection of materials available and convinced Andy, our helpful and resourceful driver, to let me hack up one to get enough parts to rewire the connection. A bit of this and that plus a bit of knowledge about what wires went where and “let there be lights!”

Our first day on the road brought us to Undara Volcanic National Park and the Undara Experience where we camped for the night. Beautiful campground and facilities with some nice hiking trails that many of us took advantage of. Dinner was a bit pricey but the food quality was good. Andy invited me to watch the big sporting event of the season with him that evening on the big screen television in the camp’s outdoor dining area. The event is called State of Origin and it is a best of three games contest between Australian Rugby rivals New South Wales and Queensland. The players on either team have to have originated their rugby careers and play for one or the other rival states. It is a big deal. Not quite Superbowl but more like the Grey Cup. Andy explained the rules to me and provided a running commentary. It is an easy game to follow with just about non stop action through the two 40 minute halves. Its a good game. Andy’s favourite, New South Wales started strong and dominated only to be overtaken in the second half. Final score: Queensland 18, new South Wales 14. Better luck next time Andy.

A cold and overpriced breakfast experience

The lave tubes tour was on our agenda before leaving the next day and worth spending the time to see. Unfortunately, this delayed our departure until after 12 noon and either required us to skip breakfast and wait until around 2:00 pm before getting to a to eat lunch or spending $26.00 on the only breakfast option offered by the Undara Experience. This was an all you can eat outdoor buffet served in an open circle with stumps to set your plate on and logs to sit on. The morning was chilly with gale force gusts of wind so there was some hope that the folks at the Undara Experience would have a warmer option available. Not so. For Just $26.00 you were served eggs, dried out sausage, under cooked bacon, toast you had to make yourself over an open fire, hard butter and a bit of fruit and cereal. By the time you assembled your plate and put together your meal and found a stump, everything was cold. My advice, if you go, bring your own breakfast of just starve until lunch.

The lave tubes are definitely worth the $60 tour fee. These ancient relics of the area’s volcanic past are spectacular and interesting. They form a micro climate in the savanna and host some flora and fauna not found elsewhere in the area. An interesting example is the Strangler Fig. This is a vine that is deposited in a tree top through its seeds in bird droppings. The vines attach themselves to the branches of the tree and live there without rooting to the ground. Slowly the vines grow downward until they touch the ground where they then root and thicken drawing nourishment away from the host tree. Eventually they strangle their host and form a self supporting structure surrounding the now dead tree on the interior forming what is know as a Curtain Tree.

The tubes themselves have an interesting history on their journey to becoming a tourist attraction. Once part of a Rosella Plains cattle station owned by the Collins family they were opened by fourth generation family member, Gerry Collins as a tourism attraction in 1987. In 2009 the government of Australia negotiated with the Collins family to create the Undara Volcanic National Park and allowed Gerry to operate The Undara Experience offering food, accommodations and tours of the lave tubes he once owned. The tubes are reputed to be the largest known to exist and extend for many kilometres. Only a small portion are visited on the tour but that portion is quite impressive. During the hot summer months a section of the tubes must be closed to visitors due to high carbon dioxide levels due to the decomposing bat dung and little air exchange within the tubes. However this environment is home to some specially adapted animal and plant species.

From Undara our journey quickly continued on across the table lands into the rain forest on the outskirts of Cairns. Reaching Cairns we said our goodbyes in spurts as one by one we dropped off riders at various locations as they made their connections for the last leg of their journey. Since I have the furthest to travel and the longest layover, I was among the last to say goodbye. It was an amazing journey and with great travelling companions. The grease that makes an epic bicycle tour run smoothly is the willingness of the riders to work together, play together and help each other along the way. Twice now I have been fortunate to travel with some great people. It was a pleasure to know and ride with such fine folks. Fond memories!

Apres Ride

June 4, 2019

The sunset at Karumba Point

With the continental ride behind us it is time to sort through our belongings, pack up our bikes and have a little R & R in Karumba. Karumba is primarily a fishing town as well as an export port for cattle. There is a factory of some sort that processes minerals of some sort. Their sign gives no clue as to what they do but I am guessing they make concrete. It is also home to the Barramumdi Research Centre and hatchery. barramundi is a very tasty fish local to the waters of northern Australia and kissing cousin to the Nile Perch. They grow quite large and at a rate of about 1 millimetre a day when young. The species is male until reaching somewhere between 75 and 90 centimetres in length at which point they become female. Equal rights for barramundi!

Karumba fishing boat

Karumba is victim to about 20 plus cyclones over the past century as well as monsoon rains at times. Still, they can experience severe droughts and fresh water is often rationed. You can see salt marshes and salt encrusted lands nearly everywhere, a sign of the surging ocean. Tourism is becoming a major part of the economy with more and more investment by the Shire of Carpentaria.

A barramundi feast!

The highlight of my time here was a delicious barramundi dinner at a bay side restaurant with an equally delicious sunset. The entire group of riders and staff attended for what will be our last meal where we are all gathered. Ralph and Frank will make their way back to their home base while Andy and Niels take us the rest of the way to Cairns where we will all head off in different directions to our homes.

Aye Karumba!

June 3, 2019

Our celebration photo!
Krys and I get aquainted.

After many kilometres, rough gravel roads and winds both favourable and malicious we mounted our bikes for the final leg of our cross continent journey. What remained was a mere 70 kilometres of surfaced road and a mix of side and tail winds. We took advantage of a leisurely morning in Normantown to visit their railway station and to see the replica of Krys, the largest crocodile ever captured. This 8.3 metre (28′-4”) monster was shot by Krystina Pawlowski in 1957 on the Norman River near the town. It was estimated to weigh over two tons. Now you know why folks don’t go skinny dipping in the Norman River or any other river around these parts.

Our ride to Karumba on the coast was a pleasant one. We are crossing savanna lands but grasses seem to be in short supply. We passed a massive collection point for cattle at about the halfway point and over grazing may account for the lack of savanna like grasslands. It might also be the two cyclones that hit this area earlier this year. The winds were mostly good and the the road mostly flat. We made record time and had plenty of time to catch a beer or two at the Animal Bar that is part of the Karumba Hotel. From there it was a short ride to Karumba Point where the river flows into a bay just off of the Pacific Ocean and part of the northern coast of Australia. There were cheers, traditional tire dips and bike raises to celebrate.

A total of 13 riders made the trip assisted by 6 staff from Bike and Wheels. The hard work of the staff kept us supplied with the food, water and gear transport that allowed us to cross the dry and sparsely populated Outback. Ralph, Angie, Andy, Kylie, Frank and Niels did a great job seeing that we had places to camp, food to eat and plenty of water. Our thanks to them for a job well done and cheers to all the riders for having the grit to challenge the Outback and win!

Niels,Kylie, Andy, Angie, Frank and Ralph. The Outbike support staff.